a-smile-that-i-dont-believe-in:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

i showed this to my boyfriend and he started to cry

(via ayantiel)

varldslighet:

varldslighet:

after fridays come the 

(via marcusnutt)

(Source: chriscolfernews, via peekaboomoses)

nobodyputstheimpalainacorner:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

vasiliosversace:

nutella-boy:

dustyanus:

thatderpwearingafedora:

tunapuss:

charlizesittheronmyface:

iwillalwayslovethefool:

Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well

what

they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”

SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?

MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING

 CHOCOLATES.

(Source: polyandthenomials, via fluitketel)

dontkillchic:

thespookyastabater:

a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak 

(Source: gnuliet, via marcusnutt)

thorkitastic:

ladyvesper:

Wait a second

did he go

to the awards

on the train?

(via ohheyitsripley)

stripeydani:

ruinedchildhood:

Wooper is pleased with his friends drowning.

Wooper gives no shits. 

(Source: mewtwos, via time-lord-from-gallifrey)

skybread:

raawritschai-ann:

So this just happened.

All the awards

(via time-lord-from-gallifrey)

(Source: matt-smiths-chin, via geothebio)

drowninginjohnlockfeels:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

I love that uneven blink

# I shouldn’t have left The Lonely Mountain

^ THAT TAG.

(via legal-nina)